Things to keep you entertained with life.. :D

9/25/08~

Some of these are pretty funny. My personal favorites are 10, 17, & 19 :D Enjoy!
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point ahair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want frieswith that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gottenover their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical soundsall day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't come to theirparty because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers call you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going tohave to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ... sendthis to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy.
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Have a great day:)

Hi Kids!

Heeyyy!! My first blog on this blog!! Yaayy! I'm in computer class right now (Emma says HI!).. and we are creating blogs. How fun is that? Well, its pretty snazzy, yep, just thought I'd let you know that. La te da!
Tootaloooo
-Lime